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August 18, 2007
Dear Mom,

This is my Spam folder. I hope you have enough room to be comfortable. I think itís spacious Ė I tend to avoid spam. Iíve tried to be nice to you here; I wonít be deleting you immediately, but will check in every 30 days. Youíre here because I donít care if my car, purse, ID, pants, or phone might be creatively stolen. I donít care about strangersí dogs, squirrels, children, pictures of flowers, or stupid jokes. Meaning, I donít want your forwards! Since youíve not adhered to that oft-voiced request, this is your new e-home.

Love,
Spam-Free Me