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June 6, 2007
Wild-eyed shirtless guy outside hospital: Hes been to every planet! Including this guys home planet?

Skanky ho to skanky beau: Go back to your skanky ho! Its hard to imagine anyone skankier or ho-ier than her, but there you go.

Dude pointing at Veneto Ristorante: "Yo, theres that French restaurant!

Suit on cell: Its a multi-billion dollar industry, so there should be some money there.

Wannabe preteen thug to friends: Ill mess him up! Ill mess him up good! Ill mess up his mama! And his baby! That should cover it all.

Chick on cell: I live on my phone.