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May 19, 2007
“Jealous?”

“You’re not grossed out by my nostril fries, and you’re talking about Newt way to much.”

“I always talk about Newt. You do too. He’s the only thing we really HAVE to talk about, we’re both so boring.”

“It’s just, you know, you and he spent that week together, and ever since you’re always looking for him. You always want him with us. I feel like a third leg.”

“You’re not third leg Steve. You’ll always be my second leg.”

“And your first banana?”

“You’re my ONLY banana, Steve. All other bananas are brown and squishy compared to you.”