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May 10, 2007
I strip stuffed animals. Its my job. I pull small brown bears out of red and white cheerleader skirts and pom-poms. I strip the pink poodle princess ballerina out of her tu-tu and tiara.

I wonder if that makes me weird. Does my nightly denuding of the very symbols of childhood make me a perverted pedophile by default?

Actually, Im just tired of having to clean up after children every night, but I shoudl tell my boss, I can not clean the Bear Wear aisle because pulling the stuffed bunny out of her frayed denim skirt makes me feel unclean.