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May 18, 2007

So I've got this big hard-on to load this  Great!  New!  Free!  Efficient!  Best ever!  anti-virus software.

So I install this prick.  First off:  It scans the entire goddamn computer.  WTF?

It's going to take HOURS.

Possibly years.

Well, let it run.

Meanwhile, check email.

The email software starts to open -- CRASH!!

Fuck.

Oh well, let it scan; check that darned email later.

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(WAY later...)

Yay!  The scan's done!

I just opened the email client.  It's trashed.  Hosed.  Wiped clean.

All my settings, all my email -- gone.

Jesus fucking christ!

Yeah, I'm wearing a big happy hat now.

Fuck.