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May 15, 2007
It’s like at the age of twelve somebody put the batteries in, flicked the switch and this smart, sensitive, shy, sweet kid became the energiser bunny with a dick instead of a toy drum. I lost my mind. I knelt in front of the window of my bedroom staring at passing women, wanking like a wizard. I couldn’t work. I couldn’t concentrate. All I wanted was anything to do with women. Of course, I didn't get it.

Viz comic: “I’d ‘a crawled a mile over broken glass to wank over her shadow”. That was me. Not a comfortable way to live.