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May 10, 2007
Greetings, fellow traveller. Allow me to explain precisely why you are a horrible scumslob for putting your feet on that seat.

Your shoes come into contact with all manner of floordirt, roadgrime, pathslime, guttershit, busdust and other germ-laden crap. When you subsequently place those shoes on a seat, some of that crap will be transferred to its surface. When someone else then sits on that seat, some of that crap will be transferred to their clothing and/or bare skin. Now do you also need me to explain why this is not a good thing, you foul little monkey?