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April 19, 2007
“Salt the world, salt the world...”

My ten-year high school reunion is coming up. Who will be there? Which cliques will be represented? There were several to choose from: the cool kids, the jocks, the preppies, the nerds, the wasteoids, the safety-scissors club, the absolute nutso kids, and several others.

One of the absolute nutso kids used to go around with a salt shaker, muttering “salt the world, salt the world...” as he proceeded to salt the floor of the high school. Was he a madman or a brilliant, misunderstood performance artist? We were too afraid to ask.