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April 11, 2007
I'm glad today's laundry load included flannel sheets and lots of fluffy socks, because they really made the 84-minute dryer tumble a lot easier on my body. This is why, when you peered through the porthole-type window because, oh my god, you thought you saw a person in there, you saw that person laughing like mad. What you thought was just a squeaky mechanism within the machine was really her joyful "Weeeee!" as her arms and legs scrambled around her like one of those jointed paper skeleton Hallowe'en decorations.

Don't fret, though. I am permanent press and do not shrink.