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April 8, 2007
Oh, how I love lookin' at the ladies. I'm "in love" with my best friend in this city. I've faux-fondled her amazing "rack", kissed her once or twice, and we get along like -- oh, like gangbusters! So when am I ever going to just come right out and come out already? Never. Because, you see, when you get right down to it -- the part between the legs doesn't grab me.

So I straight-girlishly ogle my friend M's beautiful Broadway-star friend at Easter dinner and hope she can't see the Davy Jones hearts and stars pulsing from my eyesockets.