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March 31, 2007
Ben: titillate me or hang it up
me: how do you titillate an ocelot?
Ben: how?
me: you oscillate its tits a lot!
Ben: damn
there's your kids book
me: dirty jokes?
Ben: yep
for kids
you'd make a mint
me: that one might be too dirty
Ben: illustrate it
fuck's sake
me: but i do think you might be on to something
a mint, eh?
you really think so?
Ben: a franklin mint
if i were a kid and there was a dirty joke book available to me
shit
i'd be all over it
yeah
serious
that'd be tits