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March 30, 2007
me: look up andouille on wikipedia and you'll see a nasty photo
i bought some andouille soup from whole foods and it's changing my life.
so i thought i'd research it.
but it was so boring i couldn't finish the first sentence.
Ben: ha
me: and now i have this picture of a sliced sausage peeking out from behind my gmail window.
it looks like an amputee's freshly cut stump.
Ben: gross
me: it makes me want to chuck the remaining soup
Ben: don't
okay
you never whisper sweetly to me anymore
me: andouille sausage isn't sweet enough for you?