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March 9, 2007
Angelina Jolie today announced that she has formally adopted the entire population of Dakar, Senegal.

"It's, like, I have to give back something?" Ms Jolie was quoted as saying. "I mean, like, I'm a public person? and people need, like, help? and George Bush doesn't, like, care about black people?"

Approximately 1,200,000 adoptees will take up residence in Jolie's mansion starting June 1st. 800,000 will move into the guest house, while the remaining 500,000 will reside in the rooms over her garage.

Ms Jolie thereby easily breaks the record set last month when Madonna adopted the people of Kolwezi, Congo.