March 7, 2007
Richard Dawkins is in a town and it's flooding. The water's about four feet deep. A guy comes by in a boat and shouts, "Hey! Dawkins! C'mon! I'll take you to the high ground!" Dawkins says, "No thanks. Science will save me." Next day, the water's all the way up to the second floor. Some guys come by in a boat. "Dawkins! C'mon!" "No thanks; Science will save me." Next day, Dawkins is on the roof. Helicopter comes by. "Dawkins! Grab onto the rope!" "No thank you. Science will save me." Next day, Dawkins drowns and goes straight to Hell.