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March 27, 2007
Ron has been staring at the patterns the sweat has made on Lydia's workout top for way longer than she thinks he has to. What's the deal? Sure, it's hot that she's so hot, but come on already. Enough is enough.

"It's like a Rorschach test," he says. "And I don't want to fail."

"You can't 'fail' a Rorschach test," she says.

"It's intriguing," he says. "I see two overweight women fighting over a Liz Claiborne cardigan on the third floor of Loehmann's," he says. "Or is it two snarling Fox Terriers gnawing opposite ends of a particularly large pickle?"