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March 20, 2007
"I'd like to return something," Melissa says, reaching into a small shopping bag crooked on her arm and placing three words on the counter. "I'm sorry, but I don't have a receipt. My boyfriend gave them to me."

"Would you like to exchange them for something else?" the salesgirl asks, tossing FUN, NICE, and FINE into an overflowing white plastic bin behind her.

"Yes," Melissa says. "May I see the GLORIOUS in the display case, please?"

"Fantastic choice. And an even exchange. Five other women bought this today."

"But no guys, right?" Melissa says.

"Of course not," the salesgirl says.