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March 15, 2007
“oh my god, I can’t believe how dumb we are.”
“what? why?”
“we should’ve bought a longer drill bit. what are we supposed to do? drill from opposite sides and hope to meet in the middle?”
“oh yeah… well… that’s what we’ll have to do, I guess.”
“lame.”
measure.
“okay, how’s this? up? down?”
“down a bit. okay, you’re good.”
drill.
“hmmm… I’m not seeing daylight yet.”
blow.
“aaahhhhh!”
“oh no! my lashless friend! did I just blow sawdust in your eye? jesus! we’re like the two stooges!”
“ouch. where’s a hose. i hope she’s not watching us right now.”