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February 11, 2007
“I still think it’s glamorous.”

“Well, it’s not. I’m just the security guard. That’s it.”

“But you get to meet famous people. In real life. Your whole job is meeting famous people. You could get their autographs and sell them on eBay.”

“It’s not really meeting them. It’s just getting them into the building or their car safely. Without people like you bugging them.”

“Do they drive their own cars?”

“Would you, if you didn’t have to?”

“What are they like? I mean, really like?”

“Like anyone on the subway. Only a little less rude.”

“I still think it’s glamorous.”