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May 20, 2005
"SORRY, you are NOT a winner."

All I wanted was to pop open this bag of rice cakes and chew on the Styrofoam inside for a few. There's a game piece inside...open it to find these words staring at me. What happened to 'You did not win this time. Please try again'. Shit, even my groceries are getting bitchy these days. Next thing you know they'll be packed with 'Your momma so fat' jokes...even if you DO win. Written by bitter little bastards that aren't allowed to play, so why make it fun for anyone else? I'm a loser baby...