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September 28, 2004
Everyone's fussing around Aunt CeeCee. It's Aunt CeeCee this, Aunt CeeCee that, and Aunt CeeCee's taking it all in with a scowl on her face because that's the kind of ingrate the straggly-haired, buck-toothed lump of lard is, really.

"She's had a hard life," Margaret whispers to Betsy as they arrange devilled eggs on a dish. This time they're wise enough to use a non-breakable dish. Quite a strong arm-swing Aunt CeeCee has!

Aunt CeeCee doesn't deserve this party to celebrate her 30th birthday. But she does deserve the top-secret filling you've added to her personal platter of devilled eggs.