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September 12, 2004
I'm not interested in purchasing any of the babies on display. Something is wrong with every single one of them! And this isn't some bargain basement bonanza, where cut-throat ladies grab cut-rate babies by the limbs, nearly drawing and quartering them before even handing over their hard-earned money, no! This is one of the finest baby boutiques in town.

But these babies? I won't have any of them! They're all too smooth and too white! And everyone knows the well-heeled ladies in my circle only accept sad-eyed light-brown babies with cureable health problems.

I take my money and go elsewhere.