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September 5, 2004
Carla is disgusted. If only she'd known about Frank's lack of oral hygiene before she ever let him perform oral sex, she wouldn't be about ready to vomit into her backpack on the uptown F train.

She'd been joking when she'd asked if he ever flossed. Of course he did. Didn't everyone? So when he told her, in all seriousness, that he hadn't flossed since the last time he went to the dentist (1992!), she just pushed his arm and called him a kidder.

To think! All that time, little bits of chewed-up steak and ham were lodged between his teeth!