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June 20, 2004
Assembly required. I've tried to fix her, but she won't bend. Says there's nothing wrong with her. I've tried to fix him, but he stays upright all the time. I'm tired of trying to fix all the hims and hers so they'll be like me, perfection. I want the hims and hers to think like me. This is starting to sound like some kind of song that's even been recorded and the artist has gone platinum, singing about people who need, want, fixing. The artist has added a one eight hundred number so fans can call in and request fixings