May 17, 2004
Why is it acceptable to show babies' asses on TV? You know, eventually they're going to be grown-up asses, and then they'll be obscene, right? Then they'll offend, am I correct? Whatever. That's always bothered me, and not because I want to see older asses on TV. It's because kids' asses on your TV right in your face are as annoying as kids' asses in your face in real life (maybe I exaggerate...or, more likely, I don't). In any case, it's stupid. White, upper-middle class, conservative women like my stepmom will tell you they're cute, so there you have it.