May 12, 2004
Men always talk about their balls. Despite having been raised by a man and surrounded by other men throughout my lifetime, I'm still hung up (that was not a pun) on that phenomenon. Believe me, boys, ladies care much more about your schlong than your balls. And, to be honest, they don't really care much about that. What they care about is what you DO with it. But that's another story. Back to the balls-as-measure-of-manhood. Hate to break it to you, sugarpie, but balls have nothing to do with strength. If I kick you in them, you're spitting blood. Definitely.