April 26, 2004
I'm dead tired. Hungry. Ate baby carrots. Can't think. Knees hurt. Bartender was drunk. Mime last night was drunk. The silver guy. He jumped off his box and pushed down a man who was walking with his wife. He was using four letter words and gave the finger. The mime. To everyone passing by. Eating more baby carrots. This time with vinegar. Got fat. Eyeing the vinegar. Might drink it. Drinking vinegar. Tastes pretty good. Just backed out a few words. That's cheating. Might get kicked off site. Will lie and deny everything. 7 more words to go. Good bye.