August 31, 2003
I would like to assemble all the guys with whom I've ever been involved sexually and re-do now what I did with them way back when. I want to see if Jeff J.'s eighth-grade kisses still make me swoon. If Pat K. can still make me beg him to do things I can't even print. If fumble-fingered Joe R. learned since high school that "fingering" involves more than placing your dormant digit between, uh, labial folds. If I will still use my teeth to great destructive ends on Herb C.'s dick. Re-do everyone except the two rapist Eds.