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May 23, 2003
Even though I haven't eaten meat since 1979, I still like to smell it roasting. Invariably, people react like this: "But how can that BE!? You're a vegetarian!"

What's so hard to understand? I'm not a serial killer, but I can still fantasize about drawing and quartering lovely young ladies and then scrambling on my knees to gather their limbs, still pulsing on the ground, and placing them, along with their blonde heads (such pretty braids!), into a wicker basket with a carafe of wine, container of cold potato salad, and a crisp salad for a relaxing picnic lunch, right?