May 15, 2003
Hello, thirty-something lardass girl walking slowly on the treadmill and your flabby-abs treadmill cohort! Welcome back! It's been weeks since you were spotted here last! You do realize, don't you, that if you were to work your lumpy bodies as intensely as you do your tongues and jaws, you would be svelte in no time at all, and you wouldn't have to shoot dirty, jealous looks at the girl running her ass off, perhaps quite literally, on the treadmill to your left? She is "big-boned" like you, but toned where you are not. Shut up and work the fuck out.