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May 12, 2003
When you stretch at the gym, ladies and gentlemen, please make sure that everything you do is ass-centric. Please make sure that when you position yourself, your ass is facing the steps that lead up the mats where you are situated so everyone can bask in its glow. Make sure that you face the wall and jut your ass out into the open even if it's not necessary. Make extra sure that your ass is on display in the tight cotton shorts that you selected because you like the way they display the sweaty evidence of your workout. Fucking assholes.