March 18, 2003
Your kids might just BLOW you for a taste of new Pizza Stix. Chhhh. Drink Snap Soda and harness the power of blackness. Chhhh. This is Ashley. She loves baseball, golf, and sucking dick. Meet women like Ashley right now at… Chhhh. Icicle gum. It's as appealing as a horny 20-something trollop who resembles a mischievous 12-year old boy. Chhhh. Here's something else for you to buy. You're powerless. You'll tender the cash. You always do. Chhhh. You can't stop bitching about TV, any more than you can stop watching. The most I can do: Cease bitching about the bitching.