March 16, 2003
The man dressed up as an anthropoid taco is registered sex offender James "Jim" Jesperson, 41, who still lives in Chicago because he couldn't get his parole transferred to Iowa, despite many attempts and arguments. He took the job at the taqueria because he's expected to maintain gainful employment, and this is one way to get outdoors without being recognized. If he gets in any more trouble, he's going back to the steel bar motel for a long, long time, particularly if the cops discover his rich and growing collection of kiddie porn. Don't ask how I know all this.