March 8, 2003
I'm going to produce a film. The cast will be comprised exclusively of professional athletes and Playboy Playmates. I'm going to manufacture and market a hard candy the color and flavor of tapwater. I'm going to slowly annihilate one person at a time until I no longer have it in me to hurt anyone. I'm going to drink the rest of you assholes under the table and carry myself with perfect dignity. I'm going to pick my own apples and draw my own maps. I'm not going to leave you with the time, breath or understanding to react. Be prepared.