February 4, 2003
Caffeine for me is like tobacco for you. I'm an unpleasant man when the fates keep it away from me. A cup of joe sets me back to normal. But you know how to USE it. You sip down a double shot of espresso and you're a one-woman entertainment system, full of songs and side-splitting antics. It fires up your creativity. Same thing with sugar. I'll watch you munch sugarcubes like they're croutons, knowing I've got a show in store. Here's the bed we made. Hospital corners and everything. How'd you like to mess the sheets and test the mattress?