February 2, 2003
ENDEAR YOURSELF TO THE PRIVILEGED. The rich and the powerful fret that everyone they encounter wants something from them. Their hatred of the toady is eclipsed only by their love of the aloof, self-reliant asshole. Don a veneer of apathy, and you'll split this world wide open. Court their trust by treating them like garbage. Be a fountain of fanciful deception. Lie for no reason save decadence. Hurt their feelings. Decline invitations and watch them show up uninvited. Splatter wet shit on their toilet bowls and cum in their daughters' faces. Be the asshole they don't have the guts to.