May 12, 2002
At night, before bedtime, Vincent ingests cheese-on-toast, cough mixture and cranberry juice in the hope of inducing irregular dreams. His results are encouraging. Last night he had a vivid dream about competing in the World Onion Juggling Championships. Family and friends gathered to cheer him on. Other respected onion jugglers from around the world watched keenly, all of them wishing him ill. As the cheers grew to a crescendo, a shadowy figure emerged from the crowd with a knife. Somehow, Vincent knew the blade was meant for him but juggled on regardless. As the knife finally plunged, Vincent awoke.