May 11, 2002
Vincent loves pornographic magazines. Not because of their explicit content - all big titted women lounging around in absurd poses as if they're mentally retarded. He is more amused by the garish strap lines flashed across the magazine covers, designed to entice the hapless reader into buying them. When he stands in a newsagents queue he enjoys standing behind grey-haired old ladies, looking up at the top shelf and reading imaginatively pitched slogans such as FILL ME UP, MILK ME LIKE A MARINE and (in a touching homagé to rap artist LL Cool J), MAMA SAID LICK ME OUT.