May 22, 2002
People need to stop wearing perfume. Doug has a theory that perfume-wearers grow insensitive to their own scent, which is why they have to douse themselves so heavily. I thought the morning-breath on the train was bad! My office has windows that can't be opened so whenever That Woman walks by, she leaves a mist of Halston meets Raspberry funk. Do people think this is attractive? I had to tell my next door neighbor that I was allergic to her so could she please walk away because she was making my eyes tear. Can't you smell yourself? You really stink.