May 19, 2002
It seems that you can't walk down a street in New York without someone saying fucking this or fucking that or motherfucking goddamn bitch. When I moved to New York almost 15 years ago, I thought I would never leave it. But as I walk around the city I am less and less impressed with all the sirens and dog shit and cursing. It really doesn't help stress levels. Am I going to have to move to (shudder) uptown? I'm even entertaining the thought of, dare I say it, California. Is New York different or am I just getting older?