May 13, 2002
It's not like I have to wash my hands ten times, click my heels once and then blink forty-seven times before I walk away from the sink only leading with my left foot or anything. I'm not licking any walls here. But I always did have to have my meat on the flowered portion of the plate, my potato on the right upper corner and my vegetable next to it, but not touching it. Never touching. But that was years ago. Now all I have to do is drink three litres of water a day. Every day. Every single day.