March 14, 2002
Don't accept anything for free. That's prison yard ethics 099. Don't take it. Whoever offered it to you has SOME kinda ulterior motive. He'll offer you drugs. Let you sit shotgun in his sedan. Show you his Polaroids of 14 year-old males with shaggy, singed hair and pool cues rammed up their sphincters. Next thing you know, you'll be running from him. Under the influence of downers and psychedelics. Cold shit, padre. Don't take ANYTHING that's free. All that means is that you don't know what it's inevitably going to cost you. But they're your FRIENDS. Gotcha. You'll regret it.