October 31, 2019
I have never liked Halloween, not even when I was a kid. Back then, in my part of England, very few kids even bothered with it. We were all far too excited about Guy Fawkes night, just a week away. We spent our pocket money on fireworks, not silly costumes. Somewhere in my young adulthood America polluted us with this irksome nonsense, just as it polluted us with school proms, McDonalds, KFC, rubbish television, stupid superhero movies and so much other utter shite. So donít come to my door tonight, kids, or a monster might give you a proper scare.