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October 5, 2019
That moment when you've had mouth ulcers so there's a tube of Bonjela next to the toothpaste, and then you get drunk one night and mistakenly use the Bonjela instead of the toothpaste, and you're so drunk you think "this toothpaste tastes funny" but you carry on brushing away like the useless drunken tool you are, and then you rinse and walk out of the bathroom, and your mouth feels like cold numb dead corpse mouth, and then you realise what you did and start lurching around, arms outstretched, yelling "BRAINS! BRAAAAINS!" And then you think "I'm sixty years old".