February 19, 2002
Underwear and chocolates are best given by women. My female boss just came back from Sydney and brought me such treats. Australia you see, is home of my favorite candy in the world (called Cherry Ripes, which are long bars of dark chocolate over a cherry-coconut concoction) and my favorite underwear (a cheapie brand called Bonds that make thee perfect boy-cut hipster panties). I was thrilled when I got this bag o' bounty. My evening meal consisted of a Cherry Ripe and a Koala bear gooey chocolate. This what an adult means though. Having candy for dinner. In new underwear.