November 11, 2017
Happy Veteran's Day. I am a vet. I used to go to the veterans parade in Miami Beach. I realized that only old men go to those things. That means that this year, I can finally go! I'm officially old. I turned 65 this year so maybe I'll fit in more. Maybe I can pick up a young whipper snapper. That's a good one, eh? Well, that's the ticket. I don't know about you, but I am going to be there. I think it will be a fun time. C'mon, take me to the Mardi Gras. I can feel it.