October 12, 2017
I was just in the process of whittling down a entry about obsessing over a jacket I bought at Athleta. I was going to treat "readers" to a jaunty synopsis of the purchase, delighting everyone with details about choosing one with the coveted two-way zipper and how sidesplittingly hilarious it was to spent an inordinate amount of time in the dressing room comparing sizes. But then I realized there was more to the already boring "story" and didn't want to take up two entries telling it, and decided, hey, I'll just bore everyone with this "meta" (?) post instead. ZzzZzzzZzzzzzzZz.