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October 29, 2017
My friend is in the restroom, so I'm eavesdropping on the guy to my left, at a table with a woman facing him. He keeps saying, "Take a good, long look in the mirror" like a poorly trained actor trying to figure out which word to emphasize for maximum impact.

"Take a good, long look in the mirror," he says to her, as she looks down at her plate, focusing on precisely cutting her quesadilla.

I want her to say, "My knife can act like a mirror. Take a look at THIS, motherfucker" as she jams it in his throat.