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October 9, 2017
It's not like anyone told Harold he was good-looking. Not even his mom, who you'd think would live up to the thing about "a face only a mother could love". When he sends messages to women on OKCupid, the few who reply tell him, "No, we're not a match" even though the algorithm and a review of their profiles suggests otherwise. Still, he struts around the gym, wispy-haired, squishy-gutted, and weak-armed, like he's Adonis. You might be tempted to say, "Well, good for him!" except he grunts when he lifts 5-pound weights and looks around like he deserves awed congratulations.