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April 25, 2017
If I were trapped on an island with nothing but a tube of toothpaste, first I would brush my teeth. (If I did not have access to a toothbrush, a bristly weed or stick would do the job.)

Then I would lay out some toothpaste on a leaf or twig. The appealing smell and sweet taste would lure animals.

"O javelina," I would say, "Do you know of any good restaurants on this island?"

"There's Bella Italia," the javelina might say, and I would say "Anything else?"

Finally, after dinner, I would brush my teeth again before going to bed.