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March 31, 2017
I stupidly scheduled my annual physical exam for my birthday this year.

I thought, "I don't care about my birthday! I'll just schedule one of the most unpleasant experiences of the year for this date to show how tough I am."

It turns out I am not that tough, and I care more than I realized. What an incredibly depressing thing it is to have your unfriendly doctor go down his checklist and comment on the biological aging process on the exact day that you are trying not to think about it.

I then ate a pint of ice cream.